Fri. May 29th, 2026

The quickest route to one’s heart is through their stomach. The quickest route to my pants is Pizza Fusion.

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Only a short walk from downtown, the trendy restaurant offers a unique and hipster spin on the traditional food style.

The restaurant is relatively friendly to a college budget, costing between $15 to $21 for a pizza capable of sufficiently feeding two people.

Pizza Fusion is the safest bet for a first date because it’s likely that your partner for the evening will be a fan of pizza. (94 percent of Americans eat pizza regularly, reported pizza.com.)

In addition to specializing in this universally adored food, Pizza Fusion is amenable to a variety of dietary restrictions. Every pizza is served on white or multi-grain bread and can be made gluten-free, vegan or vegetarian. Pizza Fusion also offers other menu items including salads, sandwiches and giant brownies.

With a variety of classic options, there is no way you can regret choosing this pizzeria, even without prior knowledge of your date’s eating habits.

“I honestly crave Pizza Fusion weekly,” said Stephen Zieler, a sophomore nursing major. “It’s moderately priced in a really chill atmosphere that makes for a young and hip experience.”

Based upon a streak of overwhelmingly positive experiences, my love for this restaurant places Pizza Fusion as the skeleton key to both my heart and my pants.

My heart yearns for the moment when my significant other looks at me and says those three words I so desperately want to hear: “Let’s get pizza.”

“This is absolutely a great place for a date. I see couples come here all the time,” said Hannah Hutchinson, a waitress at Pizza Fusion. “We recently hosted an engagement party for a couple that had their first date here.”

I read this profound story of finding love in a pizza place as proof that food is the easiest way to fall in love, or at least that’s the case for me.

For those seeking a lifetime commitment following their graduation, the answer to your prayers is pizza, and Pizza Fusion is the perfect place.

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