World Religions: The Westboro Baptist Church’s Fiction Literature.
Sociology: Facebook 101.
Chemistry: A non-majors worst nightmare.
Death Penalty: Gives new meaning to “take a seat.”
Senior Portfolio: We want to know if we’ve taught you anything.
Writing for Advertising: Can you afford not to take this class?
Critical Pedagogy: The struggle in the classroom is a class struggle.
Mass Media and Society: If you wear your pants below your ass, put a logo on it so it does some good.
Gateways: South Park has some serious points hidden in the hilarity.
Pathways: Learning how to not screw up for the next four years.
Italian: Learning how to correctly pronounce ‘pizza’ and ‘fettuccine’.
Journalism: Look for the weirdos! That’s where the stories are!
Psychology: Let’s be real, we all have penis envy / Fake a mental disease, get free drugs.
Research Methods in Criminology: If you offer participants a really good reward then “ethics” isn’t a problem.
Abnormal Behavior in Criminology: There’s a disease where your genitalia recedes and then you die.
Advanced Drama/English Comedies: They didn’t understand this shit back then either.
Third World Politics & Economic Development: “Studying third world problems is a first world problem.”
Business French: “Voulez-vous couchez avec moi ce soir?
Contemporary short fiction: “For sale: baby shoes, never worn.”
Poetry II: “Enjamb-
ment.”
TV Production: Kids breaking expensive s***.
Biological Diversity: Nobody is different.
General Chemistry: The only place where using less letters means more work.
History of Sexuality: “You had sex with your wife? SCANDAL.”
Pre-Calculus: This is one tough mother-function.
World History to 1500: Hunter-gatherer, paleolithic, neolithic, it’s terrific!
Greco-Roman Art: Let’s get ready to see some penis!
Contributions from: Jessica Keesee, Kadee Poston, Mikey Rumore, John Jacobs, Annabella Palopoli, Anna Westerholm, Rich Solomon, Kelsey Allagood, Alysia Sawchyn, Hannah Webster and David Adams.