Sat. May 2nd, 2026

His Name Isn’t Actually Jason Bourne
On Sept. 26 at 2:45 a.m., an intoxicated underage student was found in possession of a fraudulent driver’s license.

iPhone is now myPhone
On Sept. 27 at 4:50 p.m., a resident student reported the theft of his iPhone.

Here’s A Tip: Go To Plant Park
On Sept. 28 at 11:50 p.m., marijuana was found during a search of a student’s room.

“Stop Screaming One Direction In My Ear!”
On Sept. 28 at 1 a.m., a Yellow Cab driver grabbed student by arm.

Bringing Home Leftovers from Salsa Rico?
On Sept. 28 at 2:45 a.m., a Sodexo facilities employee removed food items from the food court.

That’s One Hot Shower
On Sept. 30 at 1 p.m., a fire alarm was activated by heavy steam from a shower in a resident’s room.

Chelsea Daubar can be reached at chelsea.daubar@theminaretonline.com

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