iSteal Your Stuff
On Dec. 17 at 9:30 a.m., a crew member reported theft of an Apple iPad computer near the Boathouse.
Stranger Danger
At 1:00 a.m. on Jan. 15, a non-student was found inside a university building and issued a written trespass warning.
Girls Just Wanna Have Fun
On Dec 30 at 4:45 p.m., security responded to a report of an injured female visitor outside of the Plant Hall Museum on University Dr. (fountain)
You Booze, You Lose
At 1:30 a.m. on Jan. 1, four underage students were found in a closed residence hall and in possession of alcoholic beverages in violation of university policy. They were referred to the judicial.
Lost, Please Do Not Return
On Jan. 5 at 10:33 a.m., a student called and reported the theft of his textbook from a classroom.
The Ultimate Key Master
On Jan. 6 at 3:00 p.m., an ELS staff member reported the master keys to a campus building missing and possibly stolen.
Fast And The Not So Furious
On Dec. 17 at 10:19 a.m., a student was observed driving recklessly and he failed to stop for law enforcement. The student is still under investigation.
A Major Water Leak
On Dec. 17 at 11:40 p.m., a broken window was discovered at the Aquatic Center.
Reports compiled by Chelsea Daubar
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