As tonight marks the final installment of the Harry Potter series with the release of Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows, Part 2, we wanted to give you a play by play of the series through social interactions of the characters in the form of Facebook notifications.
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Harry Potter listed his current town as “Little Whinging.”
Harry Potter checked into the Cupboard Under the Stairs at Number 4, Privet Drive.
Harry Potter is now the mayor of the Cupboard under the Stairs at Number 4, Privet Drive.
Harry Potter added “Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry” to his education.
Harry Potter likes “Gryffindor House of Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry.”
Harry Potter is now friends with Ronald Weasley and Hermione Granger.
Harry Potter added “Quidditch” to his activities.
Harry Potter: “Just won my first Quidditch game! Celebration in the common room tonight!”
Harry Potter added “Fighting Trolls” and “Wizard Chess” to his list of activities.
Harry Potter: “Troll boggies on my wand!”
Draco Malfoy tagged Harry Potter in a post: “Detention tonight in the forbidden forest because of stupid Harry Potter and his low-class ginger friend.”
Harry Potter is no longer friends with Draco Malfoy.
Hermione Granger: “Ron does not know how to handle a Devil’s Snare… Pansy.”
– Harry Potter likes this.
Harry Potter is no longer friends with Professor Quirrell.
Lord Voldemort posted on Harry Potter’s wall: “I’ll get you next time, brat.”
Harry Potter checked into The Dursley’s.
Harry Potter: “There is a self-harming house elf in my bedroom. Help?”
– Dobby the House Elf commented: “Bad Dobby, bad Dobby…”
Arnold Weasley asked the question: “What exactly is the function of a rubber duck?”
Gilderoy Lockhart posted on Harry Potter’s wall: “Splendid to meet you this afternoon. Perhaps we could meet again to discuss my various accomplishments?”
Harry Potter: “Anyone else hearing voices?”
Harry Potter added “Parseltongue” to his languages.
Ronald Weasley posted on Harry Potter’s wall: “Why spiders? Why couldn’t it have been follow the butterflies? FML Harry, FML…”
Harry Potter joined the group “Get Better Petrified Muggle-Borns!”
Harry Potter checked in to the Chamber of Secrets.
Harry Potter added “Killing Basilisks”, “Saving Cute Red Heads” and “Fighting Dark Wizards” to his activities.
Harry Potter likes “The Sword of Gryffindor.”
Dobby the House Elf posted on Harry Potter’s wall: “Dobby can never thank Harry Potter enough. Dobby is FREE!”
Harry Potter checked in to The Dursley’s.
Harry Potter: “Anyone know of a place I can stay until term begins? Accidently blew up my aunt… The muggles aren’t pleased.”
Harry Potter checked in to the Knight Bus.
Stan Shunpike posted on Harry Potter’s wall: “Whaddya mean you don’t know who Sirius Black is?!”
Harry Potter: “Dementors SUCK.”
Harry Potter and Remus Lupin are now friends.
Harry Potter posted on Rubeus Hagrid’s wall: “Oh, what up PROFESSOR Hagrid? LOL.”
Harry Potter added “Riding Hippogriffs” to his interests.
Harry Potter likes “Patronus Charm” and “The Marauder’s Map”.
Harry Potter checked in to the Shrieking Shack with Ronald Weasley and Hermione Granger.
Harry Potter: “I’ve always wanted to stun Snape. Good thing the spell didn’t rebound off his greasy hair LOL.”
Hermione Granger posted on Harry Potter’s wall: “Two innocent lives saved FTW!”
Harry Potter listed Sirius Black as his godfather.
Harry Potter checked in to The Dursley’s.
Harry Potter: “WTF? Where in my head are these strange dreams coming from? Hope this isn’t foreshadowing…”
Ronald Weasley posted on Harry Potter’s wall: “THE MUGGLES SAID YES! WE’RE GOING TO THE QUIDDITCH WORLD CUP!!!!!!”
Harry Potter checked in at The Burrow.
Harry Potter and Cedric Diggory are now friends.
Harry Potter wrote on Ronald Weasley’s wall: “Honestly, it’s like you’ve got a crush on Krum. Easy on the love, mate, he plays for Bulgaria.”
Harry Potter and Ronald Weasley are no longer friends.
Harry Potter and Ronald Weasley are now friends.
Ronald Weasley posted on Harry Potter’s wall: “Sorry…”
Harry Potter checked in to The Great Hall at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry.
Harry Potter is attending the “Triwizard Tournament”.
Hermione Granger posted on Harry Potter’s wall: “I can’t believe Mad-Eye used unforgivable curses in a classroom! You’ll say something, won’t you Harry?”
Harry Potter joined the group “Triwizard Tournament Contestants… Plus that One Other Boy.”
Seamus Finnigan posted on Harry Potter’s wall: “You really expect us to believe you didn’t put your name in the cup? SMH.”
Hermione Granger posted on Harry Potter’s wall: “Good luck tomorrow, Harry!”
Harry Potter checked in to Task One at the “Triwizard Tournament”.
Harry Potter: “Got the Horntail… wonderful.”
Dean Thomas posted on Harry Potter’s wall: “That was wicked Harry! I can’t believe you outsmarted that dragon. Celebration in the common room tonight. Partners in Butterbeer Pong?”
Harry Potter posted on Cho Chang’s wall: “Study later? ; )”
Harry Potter is attending The Yule Ball.
Harry Potter invited Cho Chang to The Yule Ball.
Cho Chang posted on Harry Potter’s wall: “Sorry Harry, but I’ve already told Cedric I’d go with him. : (”
Harry Potter posted: “I’m feeling depressed, lonely and unsatisfied.”
Hermione Granger posted on Victor Krum’s wall: “Can’t wait until the ball <3”
– Ronald Weasley commented: “WTF…”
Ronald Weasley commented on Harry Potter’s wall: “Did you see Hermione’s status? Bloody hell!”
Harry Potter: “Does anyone know how I can breathe underwater for an hour? And do mermaids really sound like that? OMG.”
Harry Potter checked in to Task Two of the “Triwizard Tournament”.
Harry Potter: “SECOND PLACE BABY! YEAUHHH. Eat your heart out, Cho.”
Harry Potter checked in to the Third Task of the “Triwizard Tournament”.
Harry Potter joined the group “REMEMBERING CEDRIC DIGGORY”.
Harry Potter: “You must all be warned, Voldemort has returned and is a danger to us all. Prepare and protect yourselves while you can.”
Harry Potter checked in to The Dursley’s.
Petunia Dursley posted on Harry Potter’s wall: “WHAT did you do to my son? You’ve turned him loopy, you FREAK!!”
Harry Potter checked in to Number 12, Grimmauld Place.
Harry Potter answered the question “Is Dumbledore right about You-Know-Who or is the Minister right that he belongs in St. Mungo’s?” with “DUMBLEDORE 4EVER!”
Harry Potter checked in to Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry.
Harry Potter joined Dumbledore’s Army with Hermione Granger, Cho Chang, Ginny Weasley, and 25 others.
Harry Potter posted on Cho Chang’s wall: “Stay late after DA practice this week? ; ) Happy Christmas…”
Ronald Weasley tagged Harry Potter in a post: “LMAO, took care of that Umbridge witch didn’t we, Harry Potter?”
Harry Potter checked in to The Department of Mysteries with Neville Longbottom, Luna Lovegood, and 3 others.
Neville Longbottom: “Let’s geterdunnn.”
Harry Potter joined the group “REMEMBERING SIRIUS BLACK”.
Harry Potter and Horace Slugworth are now friends.
Harry Potter likes “Weasley’s Wizard Wheezes Joke Shop”.
Harry Potter added “The Half-Blood Prince’s ‘My Potions Book'” to his favorite books.
Ronald Weasley is in a relationship with Lavender Brown.
Ronald Weasley and Lavender Brown are no longer together.
– Hermione Granger likes this.
Harry Potter checked in to The Burrow.
Harry Potter is in a relationship with Ginny Weasley. It’s complicated.
– Ronald Weasley commented: “Oi! WTF bro, that’s my sister!”
Harry Potter checked in to A Mysterious Sea Cave with Albus Dumbledore.
Harry Potter added “Finding Horcruxes” to his activities.
– Lord Voldemort commented: “Um…”
Harry Potter and 135,267 others joined the groups “REMEMBERING ALBUS DUMBLEDORE” and “LET’S KILL SEVERUS SNAPE”.
Harry Potter asked the question: “How do you destroy a piece of soul hidden in an inanimate object?”
Harry Potter left the “Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry” network.
Neville Longbottom: “REMAIN STRONG DUMBLEDORE’S ARMY!”
Harry Potter added “The Deathly Hallows” to his interests.
– Xenophilius Lovegood likes this.
Harry Potter: “Three horcruxes down, 4 more nasty bits of soul to go! FTW!”
Lord Voldemort: “Why do I feel bits-of-my-soul-are-being-destroyed pains? Perhaps I have food poising.”
Harry Potter added “Using Dragons as Getaway Vehicles” to his activities.
Harry Potter checked into Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry.
Neville Longbottom and 731 others are attending “EPIC YOU-KNOW-WHO VS. HARRY POTTER FINAL BATTLE FACEOFF!”.
Harry Potter: “Never really knew anyone. For anyone who is left to read this, Severus Snape was a loyal hero to Dumbledore until the very end. His death, along with all the others, will not be in vain.”
Hermione Granger posted on Harry Potter’s wall: “The horcruxes are all finished, where are you?”
Rubeus Hagrid: “LONG LIVE HARRY POTTER!”
– Ginny Weasley likes this.
Harry Potter: “Voldemort (or dear old Tom) is dead!”
– Arthur Weasley, Kingsley Shackbolt, and 713,560 others like this.
Harry Potter is now married to Ginny Weasley.
Ronald Weasley is now married to Hermione Granger.
Harry Potter posted on Ronald Weasley’s wall: “Taking young Albus to the Hogwart’s express for the first time tomorrow. See you and Hermione at the train station with Rose and Hugo?”
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Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows, Part 2 opens in the theaters 7/15/2011.
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