Avoid Carpal Tunnel by Modernizing Phone Sex to Spice Up Your Long Distance Relationship

Dear Eric,

I’m in a very loving relationship with a girl who lives in England. It’s been over a month since I’ve seen her and I’m starting to go through some major withdrawals from sex. We talked a little bit about the idea of phone sex, but I’m pretty new to it and have some trouble getting into it. I love her so much and I just want to make her happy. Any tips? How can I give her what she needs from across the Atlantic?
Sincerely,
Distant

Dear Distant,

You must be running up quite the phone bill. I hope you both have international phones.
If you want to save some cash, try the modern version of phone sex, an Internet video call. Many online video chat programs are available on the Internet that let you make free video calls. As long as you both have a webcam you can tease each other from across the pond.

If you trust her, and are comfortable with the fact that she may show her friends, you can surprise her with the occasional “sext.”
Send her a hot text message before your video call, and she will know you are excited about your virtual date. You may even get a sexy picture back, which will make whatever you are doing much more exciting.
I know nothing is the same as actually having her there with you, but in the mean time you will just have to make do with some dirty talk and webcam action.

Dear Eric,

My boyfriend and I are busy college students and see each other a few times a week despite living very close to one another.  Lately, we’ve only been having sex about once a week.  Sometimes it worries me that we’re too young to be lacking in the bedroom but I don’t really know what to do about it.  I’m torn between focusing on school and encouraging him to do the same, and spicing up our sex life and encouraging more romantic visits.  Is there anything I can do with this balancing act?

Sincerely,

Busy Student

Busy Student,

Don’t worry too much about how much sex you are having, as long as you are having sex the relationship is not in jeopardy. Tell your boyfriend how you feel, I’m sure he won’t object to having more sex.

Try studying together! Grab his notes, quiz him, and for every question he gets right you get a little less clothed. Soon you will not only be having more sex, but you will be studying also.

Remember, when you are studying and not really thinking something else, you are not retaining the material. Take an hour or two break and get busy with your boy. You will be recharged and ready to study again, however he may need a nap.

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