Perhaps a case of the Riverside Munchies? — At 10:35 a.m. on Sept. 17, UT Security responded to a complaint of missing items from the Riverside Center. Upon arrival, Security spoke to a staff member who noticed that someone had entered a room and removed items from a refrigerator over the weekend.

iGone — At 1:30 p.m. on Sept. 18, UT Security met with an individual who stated his iPod and cable were missing upon arrival to his work area off campus. The individual was given the Tampa police department phone number to give his report.

OMG WTF y didn’t u txt me? — At 6:25 p.m. on Sept. 18, UT Security was contacted to report the theft of a cell phone from a tote bag near the swimming pool.

Bounced — At 6:15 p.m. on Sept. 18, UT Security, while on patrol, observed a subject loitering on campus near the Cass Building. The subject was transported to the security office, where Tampa police were contacted to issue a trespass.

It’s called, “use block.” Besides, they’re too chicken to say it to your face. — At 11:25 a.m. on Sept. 19, UT Security was contacted to report a possible harassment from instant messages in Brevard Hall.

A red truck is better than an unmarked white van, no? — At 6:30 a.m. on Sept. 21, UT Security was contacted regarding a red truck that was following a food service employee near North B Street before speeding off. No witnesses to this event at this time.

Lost and Found — At 7:33 a.m. on Sept. 21, UT Security was contacted to report a stolen bag from the intramural field. Later, the student informed security her bag was found and posted on Facebook. Security escorted the student to the students that found the bag. Student noted nothing missing from the bag at this time.

The master bike thief returns! — At 4:40 p.m. on Sept. 21, UT Security responded to a call of a theft from the Cass Building parking lot. Upon arrival, a staff member reported his bicycle was removed from his truck.

Sooo funny! — At 1:15 a.m. on Sept. 22, UT Security responded to a call of a fire alarm in McKay Hall. Upon arrival, officers checked the building to find a pulled station was activated. After a complete check of the building, the officer reset the alarm.

SWAT Style — At 8:45 a.m. on Sept. 23, UT Security, while on a escort detail with a student, noticed his Brevard Hall interior room door had been kicked in. Student stated the cash that was on his desk was missing.

They can’t contain this! — At 12:05 a.m. on Sept. 24, UT Security discovered damage to the exit gate pole. A check of the cameras showed two individuals destroying the gate to the Plant Hall parking lot. The suspects have not been positively identified at this time.