“Oh, five miles an hour, not 50? My bad!” — At 4:30 p.m. on Aug. 27, UT Security responded to a vehicle accident in the West Parking Garage. Officers met with both parties and information was exchanged for insurance purposes.

No wonder they call it Smiley Hall. — At 6:30 p.m. on Aug. 28, UT Security responded to a report of drugs being found in Smiley Hall. Upon arrival, area coordinator requested a room search. A search of the room revealed drugs. The student in question will be referred to Conduct Board.

An unfortunate schmelting accident