And Security was called because … ?–At 3:20 p.m. on Sept. 11, UT Security was contacted to report a student’s wallet was missing. The incident happened off campus.

Nothing like being detailed–At 5:40 p.m. on Sept. 11, UT Security responded to a medical emergency.

Sensitive Information–At 4:20 p.m. on Sept. 11, UT Security was notified of an individual on campus seeking information. Tampa Police was notified.

Impromptu Rhinoplasty–At 9:30 p.m. on Sept. 12, UT Security escorted a student to his residence due to a nose injury. Student refused medical attention.

Even the golf carts need a break…–At 1:05 a.m. on Sept. 13, UT Security was notified by Tampa Police of a golf cart off campus. The cart was identified as missing by the facilities department and brought back to campus.

Maybe it ran off with the golf cart from the last blurb?–At 4:35 p.m. on Sept.13, UT Security was notified of a missing bicycle.

It could be anything!–At 8:59 p.m. on Sept. 13, UT Security was notified to investigate a missing item.

It’s not like they could have fallen out …–At 10:51 a.m. on Sept. 14, UT Security was contacted regarding Universal tickets missing from an envelope.

I.E. “spent”–At 12:36 a.m. on Sept. 14, UT Security was called to report missing money.

Busted–At 4:30 a.m. on Sept. 15, UT Security was contacted by Tampa Police regarding warrants to arrest two UT students.

Security to the rescue!–At 1:20 a.m. on Sept. 16, UT security responded to aid an injured student.

He must have missed last week’s headline.–At 11:53 p.m. on Sept. 16, UT Security responded to a call of a disorderly resident involving alcohol.

I’ll blast you one…–At 1:00 p.m. on Sept. 16, UT Security was contacted to report a threat.

The pickpocket master strikes again!–At 8:50 p.m. on Sept. 17, UT Security responded to a call in reference to a missing wallet.