Not so smiley in Smiley. — At 4:20 p.m. on Sept. 4, UT Security responded to a possible drug planting in a Smiley Hall room. Upon arrival, a search of the room was conducted but no drugs were found.

Watch that first step … it’s a doozy! — At 5:00 p.m. on Sept. 4, UT Security responded to a slip and fall injury near Plant Hall. Upon arrival, Security met with the student, who stated she slipped off the curb. Student declined medical attention.

Fooled you! Haha, what an original prank, man! — At 7:05 p.m. on Sept. 4, UT Security responded to a fire alarm in Kennedy Place. Upon arrival, Tampa Fire department was already on scene, and confirmed that the alarm was false before resetting it.

At least their balls were safe. — At 3:45 p.m. on Sept. 6, UT Security was contacted in reference to the theft of two banners. Both banners were removed from a fence near the tennis court.

At least she was (probably) legally able to drink. Wait, who am I kidding? — At 12:35 a.m. Sept. 7, UT Security responded to a call of an intoxicated female near Stadium Center. Upon arrival of Security, the individual was barely responsive. The officer contacted 911. Paramedics arrived and transported her to the hospital for further evaluation.

Some people just gotta learn the hard way. — At 1:15 a.m. on Sept. 7, UT Security observed an intoxicated student near the Vaughn Center. Student was determined to be under the legal drinking age and will be referred to the Conduct Board.

Apparently open 24 hours … — At 3:24 a.m. Sept. 7, UT Security received a call in reference to an injured student in the Vaughn Center. Upon arrival of Security, an officer contacted the Health Center, who spoke to the student and set up an appointment.

Austin (Powers) Hall — At 12:20 p.m. on Sept. 7, UT Security was dispatched in reference to a possible drug violation in Austin Hall. Upon arrival, a room search was conducted and drugs were found. Student will be referred to the Conduct Board. Tampa police were contacted.

Ousted — At 8:26 p.m. on Sept. 7, UT Security was contacted to trespass a person from the Vaughn Center. Upon arrival of Security, Tampa Police were contacted and, as per resident’s request, the individual was trespassed off campus.

Maybe she saw a big cockroach and passed out? — At 1:08 a.m. on Sept. 9, UT Security responded to a call of a medical emergency in McKay Hall. Upon arrival of Security, a student called 911. Tampa Fire Rescue arrived and transported the student to the hospital for an evaluation.

We are so wasted, bro! … Bro? — At 1:38 a.m. on Sept. 9, UT Security responded to a possible medical emergency in McKay Hall. Upon arrival of Security, an EMT was on scene and transported the student to the hospital due to possible alcohol poisoning.

Just because your team lost doesn’t mean you should take it out on others. — At 5:35 p.m. on Sept. 9, UT Security was contacted to report damage to a vehicle that was parked in the West Parking Garage.