Mini-Commentaries: Some Jokes From Real News
Joe Redner, politician and owner of Mons Venus strip club, has recently offered voters free admission to Mons…
March 21, 2007
DaNiE1Le’s dIsH
What’s up UT? Avid Minaret readers are probably thinking, what the heck is this? Well, it’s a new…
Iraq War Trudges On Without End
U.S. Army Looking at the current conditions in Iraq, it seems that there is no end in sight.…
Post Cold War, Let’s Defrost Cuba
Adam Labonte Just 90 miles south of the southernmost point of the continental US in Key West is…
Phoebe Speaks From the Heart
Dear Phoebe:I’ve never been on a date.’ I am physically unattractive, mainly because I am overweight; otherwise I…