My tummy hurts … — At 12:55 a.m. on March 7, UT Security was dispatched to a possible food poisoning in Straz Hall. According to the Security report, the student stated that she had an upset stomach. The student refused transport to the hospital and said she would wait for a friend to take her.

Classy Thief — At 3:20 p.m. on March 7, UT Security responded to a call regarding a freezer in the Vaughn Center that was broken into and missing bottles of champagne.

D’oh — At 10:19 a.m. on March 8, UT Security responded to a call of a vehicle accident near the Vaughn Center. After Security arrived, a vendor stated that he struck the loading dock shutter door. Facilities was notified to repair the door.

Stealth is key. — At 1:52 a.m. on March 12, UT Security was contacted regarding a missing license tag from a vehicle in the Thomas Parking Garage. Student was given the Tampa Police non-emergency number. A check of the camera system met with negative results.

Are you … talkin’ to me?! — At 2:10 a.m. on March 8, UT Security was dispatched in reference to a problem between a student and a taxi driver outside of the Hyatt Regency. When security arrived, students stated that the taxi driver demanded more money than the rate and that the driver had driven off with a student’s cell phone. Tampa Police were contacted and then cancelled at the student’s request.

If you can’t steal ’em… — At 12:49 p.m. on March 11, UT Security was called in reference to a bicycle that had been spray painted while chained to the railing near McKay Hall.

Bricked — At 8:00 a.m. on March 10, UT Security was contacted regarding an injured person near Plant Hall. Security determined that a woman had gotten her foot caught in between two bricks and had fallen. She declined medical assistance.

LIAR! — At 6:50 p.m. on March 11, UT Security was dispatched to Straz Hall in reference to a student who was locked out of his room. After Security arrived on scene, the student stated that his yellow permission slip from Vaughn Center front desk was in his room. The officer opened the door, and the student presented a slip that was outdated. Student will be referred to the conduct board for violation of personal integrity.

Whammy! — At 8:30 p.m. on March 11, UT Security was contacted to report damage to a vehicle in the Thomas Parking Garage. When Security got there, it was determined that the damage was on the rear bumper. While discussing the incident, the officer discovered the parking decal displayed in the damaged vehicle belong to another student. Student will be referred to the Conduct Board.