‘bull;’ ‘ ‘ Interestingly enough, the domain easter.com is owned by Hallmark Cards, Inc. When reached for comment, the Easter Bunny only replied with a =:(B
‘bull;’ ‘ ‘ To stop former Serbian strongman Slobodan Milosevic from returning from the dead, vampire hunters recently drove a three-foot-long wooden stake through his grave. Next on their list was Count Chocula, who is believed to be hiding in a farmhouse near Tikrit. Chocula’s spokesman, Boo Berry, defended his colleague:
‘Hey, the Count is no Milosevic. That man was a serial killer; Chocula’s just a cereal vampire.’
‘bull;’ ‘ ‘ Recently, The Minaret has been searching for ways to cleanse our collective minds of Anna Nicole Smith. It has come to our attention that Mayan leaders have announced their intention to perform a cleansing ceremony after President Bush’s departure from Guatemala, in order to ‘clean out the bad energy.’ If this proves successful, we will be looking for additional information at http://www.mayancleaningservices.com (that is, if it isn’t already owned by Hallmark).
‘bull;’ ‘ ‘ Speaking of the need to cleanse, the Delta Zeta sorority at DePauw University has been accused of evicting 23 members because they weren’t attractive and popular. They could certainly use the Mayan services to clean out their bad image (or better yet, the rest of their ugly girls).
‘bull;’ ‘ ‘ 10 days before killing her husband, a New Jersey woman googled ‘how to commit murder.’ Her recent internet records have turned up searches of ‘how to flee the country,’ ‘how to take a prison shower’ and ‘how to avoid the electric chair.’
‘bull;’ ‘ ‘ A Canadian jury just acquitted a woman who admittedly sliced a man’s penis with a knife. When reached for comment, Lorena Bobbitt said: ‘that’s so 1993.’ Additionally, Serbian vampire hunters reportedly replied ‘Hmm’hellip;’ and Milosevic rolled over in his grave.