Music stolen – call Lars Ulrich! — At 8:50 p.m. on Nov. 27, UT Security was contacted to report a missing guitar from Brevard Hall.

Drop everything! Emergency! — At 12:40 p.m. on Nov. 28, UT Security was dispatched to report a missing wallet from the Communications building.

Maybe if students spent their drinking money on clothes, we wouldn’t have this recurring problem. — At 8:00 p.m. on Nov. 28, UT Security was contacted regarding missing laundry from a dryer in Straz Hall.

I don’t think I would own up to it either. — At 8:45 a.m. on Nov. 29, UT Security observed a vehicle in the West Parking Garage that has received several notices to see the director of security regarding excessive tickets and failure to comply with UT’s parking regulations. Due to the vechicle owner’s neglect to speak to the director, the vehicle was removed from campus.

Don’t mess with history! — At 12:15 a.m. on Dec. 1, UT Security was dispatched regarding three students who broke a window in the old school house. All three suspects will be referred to the conduct board.

I hope they give the doctors more info than this. — At 10:00 p.m. on Dec. 1, UT Security responded to a medical emergency.

How bad of shape could they be in if they have the strength to use a phone…? — At 1:45 a.m. on Dec. 2, UT Security responded to a call from a student requesting transport to the hospital.