Oh, Those Drunken Mondays…

It’s not like it walked off… — At 11:10 a.m. on Oct. 16, UT Security was contacted to report a missing wallet in McKay Hall.

Not-So-Precious Cargo — At 11:25 p.m. on Oct. 16, UT Security observed damage to several doors leading to the freight elevators in the Vaughn Center.

Getting drunk on Monday is great! Yeah! — At 11:45 p.m. on Oct. 16, UT Security heard loud noises coming from a room in the Vaughn Center. After knocking on the opened door and entering, Security observed alcohol. Students will be referred to the Judicial Board.

Hey, man! Lay off my artwork! — At 11:45 a.m. on Oct. 18, UT Security observed blue graffiti on the outside walls near North B. Street.

You WILL respect my authori-tah!! — At 1:40 a.m. on Oct. 19, UT Security observed a vehicle traveling at a high rate of speed near Straz Hall. Students will be referred to Judicial Board due to threatening and offensive remarks and disrespect for authority.

Three Stooges — At 8:15 p.m. on Oct. 19, UT Security responded to a complaint of three individuals in a verbal argument.

Huh? — At 11:15 p.m. on Oct. 19, UT Security was contacted at the Security Office by an upset person in reference to a report pertaining to that individual.

At least they didn’t pee in the pool. — At 3:50 p.m. on Oct. 20, UT Security was informed of a missing Spartan Card near the Pool area.

Silly Freshman! Booze ain’t for kids! — At 6:40 p.m. on Oct. 20, UT Security was informed of alcoholic beverages found in a room in Austin Hall.

“Snake In A Hotel” — At 7:30 p.m. on Oct. 20, UT Security responded to a complaint of a pet snake in a room in the Hyatt. After a room search was completed, other unauthorized items were found. Students will be referred to the judicial board.

White, foamy discharge. — At 10:25 p.m. on Oct. 20, UT Security responded to a call in reference to a discharged fire extinguisher in Brevard Hall.

Access Granted — At 1:15 p.m. on Oct. 21, UT Security discovered the “Do Not Enter” sign was removed.