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We promised more shenanigans…

We shoulda stuffed it under our shirts!–At 1:15 a.m. on Sept. 3, UT Security, while conducting a walkthrough, noticed alcohol being carried into a room. After investigating the room, two students will be referred to the judicial board.

Screening Process–At 2:45 a.m. on Sept. 4, UT Security was called regarding a large window screen on the ground under a window.

What A Blockhead–At 8:57 a.m. on September 4, UT Security observed glass on the ground from a glass door that was broken by a concrete block.

He’s a maniac!–At 1:05 p.m. on Sept. 6, UT Security referred a student to Conduct Board for Article 5; compliance with directives and reckless driving on campus.

You think we made it up?–At 2:00 a.m. on Sept. 8, UT Security responded to a call of possible alcohol poison. Individual was transported by paramedics to the hospital.

No, seriously! It’ll be hilarious!–At 3:45 a.m. on September 8, UT Security was dispatched concerning a fire alarm pull station that was activated. The fire department arrived, inspected the location and gave the all-clear to return to the building.

The chair lost the fight–At 8:32 a.m. on Sept. 8, UT Security was called to report a chair that was thrown through a window.

Send Backup!–At 2:10 a.m. on Sept. 9, UT Security was called to assist an officer due to a fight between two students.

Junk in the trunk–At 12:48 p.m. on Sept. 9, UT Security was contacted to report a vehicle trunk was smashed in by another vehicle that left the scene.

Apparantly, it’s not Miller time–At 11:55 p.m. on Sept. 9, UT Security was dispatched regarding alcohol use. Students involved will be referred to the Conduct Board.

The nerve!–At 3:40 a.m. on September 10, UT Security was contacted for assistance due to two individuals being uncooperative and rude.

At least they put the fire out…right?–At 4:05 a.m. on Sept. 10, UT Security was informed of contents from a fire extinguisher in the south Straz hallway.

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