I want to get her attention, but I don’t have any pebbles … ahh, this will do! — At 8:15 p.m. on Nov. 5, UT Security was contacted to report a broken window in Rescom.

Probably could have just cut out the middle man there. — At 4:45 a.m. on Nov. 6, UT Security responded to a call requesting assistance due to a water leak in the Vaughn Center. Upon arrival, security found the water source, placed “wet floor” signs on the floors and contacted facilities for clean up.

It was a shagadelic rug baby, yeah! — At 9:10 p.m. on Nov. 6, UT Security responded to a call of a missing area rug in Austin Hall.

Wait — aren’t they already supposed to be there?! — At 12:45 p.m. on Nov. 7, UT Security was dispatched to the Security Office regarding a missing driver’s license.

I hope this whole wallet thing ‘works out’ for you. — At 6:15 p.m. on Nov. 7, UT Security met with a student in the McNiff Fitness Center regarding a missing wallet.

Good thing membership is free, huh? — At 9:50 p.m. on Nov. 7, UT Security was contacted in reference to theft of money from a wallet in the McNiff Fitness Center.

I’d have a heart attack too if I got my tacos in less than 30 minutes. — At 3:30 p.m. on Nov. 8, UT Security responded to a call concerning a female having difficulty breathing in Stadium Center. Tampa fire rescue arrived and transported the female to the hospital.

Talk about Gateways … — At 9:30 a.m. on Nov. 9, UT Security was dispatched to investigate a motor vehicle accident in the Sykes Parking Lot. Security met with a staff member who stated the gate arm came down on top of her car as she entered the lot.

Looks like they needed somewhere to store all the wallets and area rugs. — At 10:00 p.m. on Nov. 9, UT Security was contacted in reference to a missing rental van from the West Parking Garage. The rental company was contacted and will report the van missing to the Tampa Police.

What the hell is wrong with you?!?! — At 12:00 a.m. on Nov. 10, UT Security responded to a call of individuals using a taser on each other near the Ferman Music Center. Upon arrival, the taser stun gun was confiscated. All students will be referred to the student conduct board.

How irritating … — At 1:45 a.m. on Nov. 10, UT Security was contacted to transport a Brevard Hall student to the hospital regarding a rash on her skin.

I tell ya, they’re just trainin’ a bunch of crooks over in the COB … — At 7:11 p.m. on Nov. 10, UT Security was contacted to report a missing backpack from the Sykes building.

Watch your step … — At 3:50 a.m. on Nov. 11, UT Security received a call in reference to a student that stepped on glass and injured her foot in McKay Hall. Student was transported to the hospital.