Bump and Grind

At 12:05 p.m. on Monday, April 10, Security was contacted in reference to an unknown vehicle that had hit the rear of a student’s vehicle in the West Parking Garage.

Hey, everybody! Free Undies!

At 1:08 p.m. on April 10, Security was contacted regarding clothes missing from a laundry room in Straz Hall.

One small step for man …

At 1:16 p.m. on April 10, Security responded to a call of a student that stepped off the curb at North B Street and hurt her right ankle. Student was transported to the health center.

Vaughn Center Drive-by

At 3:25 p.m. on Saturday, April 8, Security reported an injury to a student by a golf cart in the Vaughn Courtyard.

“Call my cell if you find my phone!”

At 3:39 p.m. on April 10, Security was contacted in reference to a missing cell phone in McKay Hall.

“You’ll shoot your globe out!”

At 11:58 p.m. on April 10, Security was dispatched to investigate a complaint of a broken light and globe in McKay Hall.

Who gets charged for an act of God?

At 1:48 a.m. on Sunday, April 9, Security responded to a fire alarm in ResCom. Upon arrival, it was discovered that the large thunderstorm had activated the fire system. Fire Rescue arrived and reset the system.

I’d want to snap photos too, if I ever visited Ashley Plaza.

At 10:40 p.m. on Saturday, April 15, Security was contacted in reference to a missing digital camera in Ashley Plaza.

Who would call Security for something this stupid?

At 3:43 a.m. on April 9, Security received a call in reference to a broken iPod in McKay Hall.

It was a bluff!

At 2:58 p.m. on Friday, April 14, Security responded to a threat in Austin Hall.

Take me to Cloud Nine!

At 3:45 a.m. on Thursday, April 13, Security was called in reference to a person passed out in an elevator in the Vaughn Center.

Panty Raid!

At 9:52 p.m. on Tuesday, April 11, Security was contacted in reference to two clothing items missing from the Austin Hall laundry room.